My Triumphant Return (Step 1)

Step 1: Post something, anything online to wet the palate of the audience and begin the landslide of media hype, internet rumors and water cooler discussions about the validity of your eventual comeback.

(I'm taking a page out of the Michael Jordan school of comebacks. Once the media hype reaches a fever pitch, I'll drop my patented brand of humor, sports acumen, irreverence and filagry on the world. )

(If you think that last sentence was just an extemperaneous excuse to use the word filagry, then you know me all to well.)

With that in mind, I regret to inform you that this is NOT a formal posting. I have nothing prepared this week and am not ready to discuss my nearly month long sojurn of fatherhood...yet. In order to tide you over until I'm ready to write something longer then a shopping list, I wanted to pass along a link to the funniest thing I've read online this year (and it's not even close.)

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the book review for the "worst book ever written".

Review of "The Shadow God", by Aaron Rayburn